Your sea lion coach is watching

Talk for 60 seconds.
He'll have notes.

He counts your ums. He tracks your WPM. He quotes your own words back at you with timestamps. Not to be mean — he just wants you to get better. He's very invested.

60s, no re-dos
He counts every "um"
Receipts included
Try it free (he's waiting)
3 credits/day · He refreshes them at midnight
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He has notes

Recent Observations

Pacing149 WPM — acceptable
Filler words3 — he noticed
Opening hook88/100 — he's impressed
The Difference

ChatGPT is your friend. He is your coach.

Friends don't tell you that you said "like" fourteen times. Friends are polite. Your sea lion is not.

Voice assistants, generally
  • Lets you pause, restart, and re-record. No pressure. No stakes. No growth.
  • Auto-cleans your transcript. Your "ums" disappear. So does your chance to fix them.
  • "Great job!" — a lie, but a polite one.
Your sea lion coach
  • 60 seconds. No restarts. Real pressure, like the real thing.
  • Preserves your exact words, timestamps, and every hesitation.
  • Quotes you. Scores you. Gives you one thing to fix. Then waits.
The Ritual

One drill. 60 seconds. He'll do the rest.

1

He picks a prompt

Curated tracks or your own custom deck. No warm-up. No prep time. He doesn't believe in warm-ups.

SYSTEM DESIGN · EXPERT

“Design a distributed rate-limiting architecture spanning 5 global cloud regions.”

2

You talk. He listens. He judges.

Speak until the timer runs out. He's counting your pauses. He's counting your fillers. He's counting everything.

60s hard stop 120-160 WPM target
3

He delivers the verdict

Quotes you. Scores you. Hands you one micro-drill and expects you to actually use it. He'll know if you don't.

Score: 783 ums counted1 thing to fix
The Menu

Two tracks. He has opinions on both.

Technical Track

System Design & Architecture

For interviews, design reviews, and explaining yourself under pressure. He knows what good looks like.

Sample prompts
BEGINNER

Explain what a Load Balancer is and why it's critical for scale.

EXPERT

Design a distributed rate-limiting architecture spanning 5 global cloud regions.

General Track

Impromptu & Executive Speech

Behavioral questions, toasts, pitch practice, or just getting better at thinking out loud.

Sample prompts
BEGINNER

Describe a project trade-off where you had to compromise on scope.

EXPERT

Convince an audience that privacy is more valuable than user convenience.

He speaks 8 languages
EnglishSpanishFrenchGermanItalianIndonesianMandarinJapanese
Receipts

This is what he sends back.

Your words. His notes. Timestamps included, because he wants you to be able to find the exact moment everything went wrong.

His Notes · Technical Track
78 / 100
What he asked you

“Design a distributed rate-limiting architecture spanning 5 global cloud regions.”

58sDuration
3Ums counted
149WPM
How you did
Content
74
Structure
80
Delivery
82
Hook
76
He has some thoughts
He noticed something0:23

“...I'd probably use Redis for that...”

You named a tool without explaining why. He would like you to state the failure mode first.

He approves0:08

“The first question I'd ask is what's our SLO...”

Correct instinct. He's not easily impressed, so take the win.

Your homework

Lead with the constraint before the solution. Practice a 15-second cold open naming the multi-region sync issue, then specify Redis or Memcached. He'll check.

Payment

He works for credits. Or Pro.

Free users get 3 coaching credits a day. Pro users get unlimited attention, which he prefers.

Free Tier$0

3 credits/day · refills at midnight UTC

3 evaluations per day (1 credit = 1 drill + eval)
Unlimited practice runs without eval
2 custom deck slots (10 topics each)
Both tracks · 8 languages
He resets at midnight UTC. No hourly cooldowns. He's not that patient.
Start for free
Pro Tier
Billed monthly
$9/ month

Flexible month-to-month access. Cancel anytime.

Everything in Free
Unlimited daily sessions
Multi-topic consecutive challenges
Session history with score trends
Audio playback & transcript export
Custom topic deck creation
Upgrade to Pro (Monthly)

He's been waiting.
Don't keep him waiting.

One prompt. Sixty seconds. He'll have notes either way. Might as well get them.

Give him something to judge

3 credits/day · He refreshes them at midnight UTC